MacGyver loves nude children

Posted by Chris Spags on July 23rd, 2009 at 3:22 pm

I had always thought MacGyver was all about using household items to stop explosions. Turns out the only explosions were the ones MacGyver would get in his pants from watching Captain Kangaroo.

Listen, so what if MacGyver’s bathing kids that don’t belong to him and getting all wet? It doesn’t mean he’s a pedophile. Maybe he’s just a bath enthusiast. This kid has to learn a lot of important lessons in life. MacGyver apparently previously taught him that it’s okay for a strange man to wash his dingle, and now he’s learning how to disassemble a bomb. That seems like a fair trade-off. Shit, MacGyver can wash my ballsack if it means that I get a free lesson in preventing terrorism. That’s the kind of sacrifices I’m willing to make for my country.

Still though, this kid’s not even cute. You can do better, MacGyver. Find someone a little more tussleable. You deserve it.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.