MAGGS CUTS HIS HAIR

Posted by A. Isaac on June 25th, 2009 at 6:42 am

maggs MAGGS CUTS HIS HAIR

Watching the game yesterday, I was shocked to see Magglio Ordonez look like a clean cut Army ranger….

Yes, Samson cut his locks….Actually, Samson was real powerful with his locks, Mags not so much…

With 2 hrs this season, Maggs is looking for something to turn his season around or risk being benched for the likes or Ryan Raburn or Josh Anderson

I hope for Maggs sake, this trick works…In the meantime, where’s Delilah? I heard she was hot and sorta slutty

H/t: Det4Lyfe

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