Maine gets a topless coffee shop
Chris Spags You know what I always think my coffee needs? Bare breasts. Finally, a reason to ever want to go to Maine!
A topless coffee shop that raised the ire of many residents of a small central Maine town is open for business.
The Grand View Topless Coffee Shop, located at the site of the former Grand View Motel, opened its doors Monday on busy Route 3 in Vassalboro. A sign outside says, “Over 18 only.” Another says, “No cameras, no touching, cash only.”
On Tuesday, two men sipped coffee at a booth while three topless waitresses and a bare-chested waiter stood nearby. Topless waitress Susie Wiley said men, women and couples have stopped by.
Dozens of residents objected to the shop when the Vassalboro planning board meeting took up the matter last month. But town officials said the coffee shop met the letter of the law.
This is good for the guys and all, but I don’t know how I’d feel as a woman working in the coffee place. Like I don’t want there to be a potential direct correlation between how bad I am at my job and how likely I am to get scalding coffee thrown at my nipples.
At least it’s not a bottomless coffee shop. If you’ve drank one cup of coffee laced with yeast infection drippings, you’ve drank ‘em all.
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