I love news stories where you see a sentence and you go, “Wow, what a pleasure it must be to write that.” This news story is a perfect example of that love of mine.

The girl pictured is either using mouthwash or her husband is one lucky man
A man drunk on mouthwash who performed oral sex on his unconscious sister in Rainbow Park was sentenced to jail-time served and three years probation Tuesday in Sarnia court.
The man doesn’t recall the incident but didn’t dispute it occurred, based on a witness’s statement.
A family visiting the park about 6:30 p.m. came upon the couple on a park bench, police had reported earlier.
Defence lawyer Robert McFadden noted his client was incomprehensible when arrested because he and his sister had been drinking alcohol-laced mouthwash.
The woman was intoxicated and unconscious throughout the incident.
The mother of the pair told McFadden she hopes her son didn’t realize the woman was his sister. She called it the low point in her son’s life of alcohol abuse, the lawyer said.
“I can’t imagine it could get any lower,” replied Justice Mark Hornblower, who agreed with McFadden it was a “disgusting” act.
Man, that is going to be one awkward Thanksgiving.
That is true what the judge said though, this might be the most disgusting act I’ve ever read. When performing oral sex on a relative, you use the mouthwash afterwards. Duh.
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