Man eats burger, shoots at car, returns to eating burger

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Someone sent this to me today and I thought, “This doesn’t sound funny.” But man, to see someone stop eating a burger to fire shots at a car, then return to eating his burger completely calmly…you have to either laugh or make this man your new God.

They say it’s gang-related, but maybe he just doesn’t want to be bothered while he’s eating a delicious burger. But because it’s a minority (I think) shooting a gun in between bites of burger, all of a sudden it’s a gang situation. The only burger related violence I can ever think of probably came when the Hamburglar got his trachea bit out by Grimace after stealing one hamburger too many. You would think a human trachea isn’t an adequate replacement for a hamburger, but you clearly lack the refined pallet of an enormous purple beanbag chair with arms and legs.

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