Man goes crazy after being confronted about magic powers

Posted by Chris Spags on March 24th, 2009 at 10:25 am

You know what’s frustrating? How people with magic powers never want to actually show you them. Take for example this guy who claims to fly and crap but, instead, screams and flails around.

If I had a magic power, it’d probably be the gift of GAB. Oh, not like, talking smoothly. In this case, rather than speech, GAB would stand for Gagged Anal Bondage. It’s not magical in the traditional sense, but it certainly aides me in making large cylindrical objects disappear with hardly a sound.

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