Man stabs other man for pretending to be a woman

Sometimes a man and a woman fall in love online without having even met. And then sometimes that man goes to meet the woman finally. And then that woman turns out to be a man in a dress. Actually, I don’t know that any of that is true, but nonetheless, things got stabby.

A Mount Auburn resident is accused of stabbing another man in the chest with a butcher knife.

Omar Childress, 19, allegedly stabbed Cecil Williams, 27, around 8:30 p.m. Wednesday at a home in the 4200 block of Williamsburg Drive, North Fairmount. Cincinnati police arrested Childress and charged him with felonious assault.

Williams was taken to University Hospital, where he was expected to survive.

At Childress’ arraignment Thursday morning, his attorney told a judge that Childress had gone to the home expecting to meet a girl. Instead, he found Williams there with a dress and wig on.

Yeah that sucks but at what point did he notice the stubble and penis? Right away? Hours in? After glazing Williams’ face like a Krispy Kreme. Inquiring penises need to know. I MEAN MINDS.

Let this be a reminder: Leave crossdressing in the hands of trained professionals. And the occasional black comedian who needs to do a slapstick movie filled with sass and lots of “Mmhrrrrmmmmmms”. I liked the part when he beat the mugger with his purse and then spoke in his real voice because it’s like, Ohmygodcanyouevenimagine?!?!

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