Map-based sodomy, diving failure, and this is what a dog masturbating looks like

So here’s your one post with the best stuff I can find while searching briefly. Hopefully it’ll be enough to get you through the day, but if not, well, you can die. I’m not saying you should, but you can.

Inappropriate Map is inappropriate

This map comes from a hotel, I dunno, somewhere on Earth. And it seems as though the map is, perhaps, conveying a message the designer did not quite intend. Or did, depending upon how much he really likes to trumpet the cause of surprise sodomy.

I haven’t seen a map so enrapturing since I took that that set visit to Dora the Explorer. With Map’s subtle charms and lengthy land mass, I knew it was love at first sight.

Awful diving failure

Polish people doing dumb things? Finally jokes have come to reality!

It’s truly stunning to see complete idiocy in its natural form. It’s like walking in on a lemur eating or bears doing calculus or whatever the f bears do on their free time. Utterly majestic.

Dog masturbates for camera’s amusement

Did you know that dogs can masturbate? Well, in this NSFWish (assuming your office doesn’t allow dog masturbation in which case, how does it feel working in Soviet Russia) video, a dog explores the finer points of self-abuse.

I bet that’s a pretty cool party trick the first time. Maybe even the first five times. But if you wake up to your dog blowing a load on your cheek, it probably got much less adorable and much more sexy. I MEAN DISGUSTING.

Also that is quite a nicely endowed Chihuahua. That crap is like as long as his leg. No wonder he’s whipping it out for all to see. He should walk around with a picture frame around it to make sure that everyone is truly soaking it all in. Assuming chihuahuas have pride in such things. It’s about time they move on from their obsessions with burritos and chalupas.

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