Mariah Carey is fighting fires while half naked

Posted by Chris Spags on October 31st, 2008 at 11:58 am

From her Halloween party in NYC…

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See now this is why celebrities are silly. Yes, that’s an awesome authentic costume, it really looks like a firefighter’s uniform. But there’s no way she can fight fires like that. She’d get burned as soon as she approaches the flames! She knows NOTHING about fire safety. In fact, if a real firefighter dressed like that, they’d probably get a citation for improper wardrobe at work! These celebrities, man. No respect for anything.

She’d also have to be very careful near the flames since her stomach would catch fire pretty quickly. Oh, that’s not a whale blubber corset? Oh.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.