Mario: War criminal

Posted by Chris Spags on February 20th, 2009 at 9:59 am

I’m kind of obsessed with comics involving Mario. So here’s one via Geekstir.

I’ve always contended that Mario is probably an awful human being. I mean it’s great that you got sucked through a pipe full of human waste, but that doesn’t totally give you the freedom to kill thousands of innocent simpletons in the dimension you go to in exchange for coins and frog costumes. Unless that was part of the Geneva Convention that I didn’t read. It was probably an addendum.

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