Mario's a shitty roommate

It may just be my highly medicated, soup-filled sick state, but this video of some dude living with Mario as a roommate amused me quite a bit. Put on your laughing hats, folks.

Once you get past the fun of freebasing invincibility stars and injecting growth mushrooms into your penis, there aren’t a whole lot of perks to living with Mario. Like when you get a call in the middle of the night as Mario sounds all panicked and then you have to bury the body of another Goomba. And you try to break the tension with a Pulp Fiction reference and go, “What does this house look like? Is there a sign on the front that says Dead Goomba Storage?” But he doesn’t get the reference. Mario never gets the reference. Now Sonic the Hedgehog…once you get past all of the shedding and furry little animals walking in and out at all hours of the night after being “freed,” he’s not a bad guy after all. And he kind of sounds like Urkel.

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