Marriage

It seems only fitting to have the first Comic of the Day of the new year to be from my favorite site, Explosm. This comic is about love. And love is a beautiful thing.

When you love someone, you want to ignore all of their problems and try to make things work. Or, if you want someone to easily control who’s still fun to have sex with, meth addicted strippers seem like a great option. Sure, cooking crack and finding a stick to tie it to to keep it perpetually out of reach of your special lady isn’t as easy as all the handbooks (mine, entitled, “How to Dupe a Meth Addict into Fucking You Efficiently” is available in bookstores now) would lead you to believe, but love is sometimes all about pushing yourself outside of your comfort zone. And occasionally burning yourself while working in your homemade meth lab. Both of those, really.

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