MARTHA REEVES IS CLUELESS

A. Isaac Senior Editor

For those of you who live outside Detroit and the Detroit Metropolitan area , count your blessings.

For those of us in the area, feel free to bang your head repeatedly on the nearest foreign object you can find.

Jay Leno, who has never been funny in his entire life and who generally sucks balls, was nice enough to offer up a free show to unemployed auto-workers.

Truly a great gesture.

He decided that the Palace, where the Pistons play would be a good choice.

There was an uproar from Detroit city council members because the Palace wasn’t actually in Detroit but in a suburb 25 miles north.

In reality, its more of a black and white issue than anything else.

However, the real problem lies in this….

THE FREAKIN FINAL FOUR IS AT FORD FIELD THE SAME WEEKEND JAY LENO IS COMING INTO TOWN AND THUS, DETROIT WILL BE PACKED.

You’d think, a woman of Martha Reeves intelligence would know this considering she sits on the city council.

But no…

When asked in an interview if venues like Ford Field would be available that weekend, Reeves responded:

“I don’t know what’s going on, we need Jay Leno to come play in Detroit, whenever it is”

Now, I know some people aren’t sports junkies like myself but even dipcrap chicks who know nothing about sports watch events like the Final Four.

In fact, you could say after the Super Bowl, its the second most popular sporting event in the country.

Ugh…

You can watch the whole interview here.

Be forewarned though…..You automatically lose 30 IQ points once you watch this video. For example, after watching this video, instead of going to the toilet to pee, I went to the nearest garbage can and unloaded on it.

My co-workers were appalled.

I may lose my job over it but no worries everyone. I plan on applying for the next Detroit city council position. Apparently, I have the proper amount of intelligence for it.

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