Martha Stewart likes them big

Posted by Chris Spags on September 24th, 2008 at 4:41 pm

You had to know that a woman so domineering and seemingly passive aggressive As Martha Stewart is a tremendous, unbridled size queen.

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The only way this photo from her show from Tuesday could have been more reflective of Martha’s preferences in a gentleman is if it were a big black Yodel that smacked her on the lips repeatedly then exploded all over her face.

[The video is fun too]

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