Megan Fox is trying to be good for women
Chris Spags From a photoshoot for Elle magazine over the weekend…
I like Megan Fox. A lot. But I don’t necessarily think she’s the best thing for Elle magazine. Elle is like for young women trying to be classy or not guttersluts and I’m pretty sure that Megan Fox doesn’t fit in either of those categories. Which isn’t a bad thing. Guys love chicks like Megan Fox. Normal women HATE women like Megan Fox. She’s hot and kind of trashy and not at all what a normal want-to-be-fancy-and-taken-on-dates-to-nice-restaurants-instead-of-fed-in-an-alley-next-to-a-urinating-homeless-man woman would want to aspire to. So having Megan Fox featured in Elle magazine would be like having Ivanka Trump featured in Tattooed Cumdumpster Quarterly magazine…I’m just not sure you’re hitting the proper demographic. Though the article on how to use a blumpkin to get a free tattoo above your cooch is highly recommended.
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