Megan Fox will not make a sex tape with you

I haven’t seen this video anywhere though it appears to be a couple weeks old. Someone from The Site of Internet Heroes 4chan asked Megan Fox about making a sex tape with him in a relatively hilarious way during a Comic-Con panel. You can see his courageous question after the jump.

My logic is…it doesn’t hurt to ask, right? What’s the worst she says, no? You can’t get arrested for soliciting sex with a pretty lady. Unless your courtship process involves waving your penis around like a helicopter and asking ladies if they’d like to take flight. Then you might get charged, presumably for assault with a sexy weapon.

Also f the nerds who booed him after asking that. Yeah, you guys are so special. I’m sure she’ll love you for defending her honor against that scalliwag. Die in a diaper fire, all of you.

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