Mel Kiper Jr. helps scout the females

Posted by Chris Spags on April 23rd, 2009 at 9:10 am

The NFL Draft is this weekend and, if you’re interested in such things, odds are you know Mel Kiper Jr. Well, now he’s taking his draft expertise to the female college prospects with fairly entertaining results.

Personally I look for a girl with a good wingspan. Have you ever tried to get a reacharound from a girl with short arms? It’s like getting your ass eaten by a dolphin.

Unrelated to the NFL, I f’ing hate 90% of the skits performed by amateur content makers that people email me so seeing this one was like getting a hamburger after subsisting on a diet of lion dung and Tang. I’m not going to call any out by name, but some of the worst things I’ve ever seen have been popped into my email box with the tag of, “I figured you might like this!” If that’s what you people think I’d like then man, I’ve really misrepresented myself here for YEARS.

[thanks bill for the tip]

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.