Meth seems like good times

Via Buzzfeed comes this awesome campaign in Montana designed to discourage people from using crystal meth.

Who hasn’t had a guy in a flannel shirt boning them on the floor for either money, drugs, or gasoline? Perhaps occasionally a ride. Look, I can’t always be paying for cabs and sometimes the walk from 8th Avenue to 7th Avenue is longer than I’d like. DON’T YOU JUDGE ME.

Now this is the kind of meth usage I can get behind. I’ve always wanted to leave an old man on the floor bleeding from his head while I steal his wallet and TV but I’ve never really had the proper motivation to do so. Tell me more about this “Methamphetamine” of yours, kind stranger.

I encourage you check out the print and video ads at the link above. You may find it disturbing but, then again, if you’re reading this, you’ll probably get a perverse joy out of it.

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