Mexico is chivalrous

It’s hard to tell who’s the bigger dick in this scenario: The loud-mouthed drunk American girl or the assholeish Mexican dude who knocks her on the floor.

Drunk girls are generally pretty insufferable. It’s either hostility/Ciness, a series of “Woo’s” with arms extended, or vomiting onto something. Granted, you can usually f them through most of these scenarios, which helps make them more palatable, but I’m not quite ready to say that makes her the victim. But at the same time, the Mexican guy was provoked by the beer tossing and Mexican guys often provide me with food deliveries and, um, wispy moustaches. Decisions!

Unrelated, is that the most amazing mullet ever on the dude who comes over to the Mexican guy after the girl gets knocked down or am I just imagining things? I also love how he leisurely saunters over since he clearly has no intention of defending the girls’s honor but clearly he has to try to act tough in the hopes of getting into the drunken bikini bottom of one of the whores. “Hey BRO, that’s not cool. *Mexican dude gets angry again* Hey. Hey. Oh, you’re holding him back…cool…YEAH YOU’RE A DICK BRO.”

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