Michael Jackson is a ghost

Michael Jackson continues to be dead regardless of how many voodoo curses I chant while watching that “Lisa It’s Your Birthday” episode of The Simpsons. But even though his memorial is in Los Angeles this week, the ghost of Michael Jackson seemingly lives on, as seen in this video.

That’s pretty creepy that there would be a shadow in a place where dozens of camera crews are walking through as well as family and security and whatever other assholes want to morbidly hang around in a dead guy’s house. Even if it is a ghost, how can you really be sure it’s Michael Jackson’s? I guess if it moonwalked into a child’s asshole. But that’s not very likely to happen, unless there’s just some child’s asshole lying around that they didn’t clean up after he died. I’ve left shoes and a Swiffer behind when I’ve left a place, so I can totally relate.

I’m catching up on stuff today after taking a couple days off after the move I undertook last week. Some of you touched my soul by emailing and asking how it was. Well, the good news that everything got moved. The bad news is that I broke my hand. So if any of my posts’ punchlines end with “ajfhghrjrkbmbmmmmmmmmm” you can probably assume I gave up on typing with a cast on my right hand or that I overdosed on Vicodin. That’s the type of avant garde reality I bring to my jokes.



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