Michelle and Barack Obama are kinky

Posted by Chris Spags on January 22nd, 2009 at 11:05 am

I speculated yesterday on whether Michelle and new President Barack Obama did the deed (sex) on Inauguration Night and, now, thanks to this courageous reporter, we know they often do much more than that.

I get that after you have a kid, it can stretch things out but man, fisting? That’s pretty intense. I can’t say I’ve ever indulged in such things but, needless to say, if I had, I’d really enjoy it. Not because I’d find it sexy but because I’ve always dreamt of dating a puppet. Sigh. My love affair with Grover was never really meant to be, no matter how many times I was molested at Sesame Place.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.