MIDGET FRIDAY! Midgets are impressive wrestlers

Posted by Chris Spags on April 25th, 2008 at 12:32 pm

Well, I enjoy both fun wrestling moves and midgets, so finally, these two twains can connect into one happy intersection. This may not be the longest clip, but it’s damned impressive. Watch a midget’s face grind in a faceplant position across a wrestling ring in this video below…

So, is this like a thing all midgets can do? Like, if I just opt to start throwing them down the block? I guess there’s no way to find out without trying but every time I pick up a midget they’re all like “Hey what are you doing dude?” I just did that in a squeaky midget voice when conjuring up that image in my head. It’s pretty funny when you think about it like that. In text, not so much. Stupid midgets. Cooperate with me more.

Try not to wear your designer watches to such wrestling matches. Many a rolex watches and fossil watches have been ruined by these matches and it is proffered that light mens watches are worn.

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