MIDGET FRIDAY! Old timey midgets are weird

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

I’ve been slacking on Midget Friday lately because, well, a good midget video is hard to find these days. However, I’ve found an…intriguing…one. I have no clue what’s going on but the title is “Crazy Drunken Midgets video”.

I certainly believe this video lives up to the immense hype that the title gives. There are midgets. And they appear to be crazy and drunk! Video delivers!

I’m unclear though if this really is an old video or not. Like it looks old because it’s black and white and there’s an old car but I also feel like a midget would have been killed for shenanigans like this back in the olden days. They probably would have gotten killed for shenanigans like this back in 1990 actually. They should probably be killed today, quite frankly. Little sausage fingered bastards. Why are there no midget scientists? Or politicians? Because they contribute NOTHING.

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