MIDGET…Thursday! Midget tranny Amy Winehouse!

I really can’t do this justice. All you need to know is that this is a clip of a Latino transvestite midget dressed like Amy Winehouse dancing along to rehab, then blurting our phrases in a surprisingly husky voice.

If I were a midget, I’d probably just do dumb crap like this too. Not like I could ever have a normal and productive life. Why not just try to get famous by putting on a wig and singing in my husky Colombian or whateverthef voice and rubbing myself to Amy Winehouse songs? I’d probably just traipse around crowded public areas in suits and stare menacingly at people, then start breakdancing to Gangsta’s Paradise. Throw stuff at the wall and see what sticks…that should be every midget’s motto.

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