Posted by A. Isaac on April 18th, 2008 at 10:31 am
Residents across the Midwest were awakened Friday by a 5.2 magnitude earthquake that rattled skyscrapers in Chicago’s Loop and homes in Cincinnati but appeared to cause no major injuries or damage.
You know, I thought I felt here in the Detroit area but alas, it was just the Kung Pao from PF Changs last night.
I’m pretty sure the neighbors felt my wrath. It went something a little like this….
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