Miley Cyrus has her new number one fan

Posted by Chris Spags on September 3rd, 2009 at 10:47 am

Some Web site has been running a contest in which users vote for Miley Cyrus’s number one fan. And the person in first place there truly personifies the Miley Cyrus fan that the liberal “don’t-beat-off-to-teen-pop-sensations” media doesn’t want you to see.

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Oh Pedobear, you always get into such crazy adventures.

Is there any doubt at all that, if you look at everyone on Earth, the person with the most Miley Cyrus investment (i.e. pictures, video, time spent thinking about her) is some creepy over-40 guy who thinks that all her songs are being sung directly to him? And to be fair, Miley asks for it. Her song, “40 Year-Old Guys Are Super Cute and I Want Them to Stalk Me” left a lot of room for twisted interpretation.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.