Models are clumsy

Some Brazilian fashion show was going well as chicks with big asses and boobs paraded around in clothes entirely too small for said body parts. But tragedy struck as some model proved ineffective at the art of walking.

You have never seen a group of minimum wage stagehands come up to assist a woman faster than when this chick fell. They all sprint over hoping that she’ll be like, “Thanks for picking me up from the ground! I’m prepared to blow you in exchange.” I’m pretty sure some of those guys weren’t even employees, they just came up hoping to cop a feel as she got up. You might think that feeling on a model’s oversized implants to get her off the ground might not be the best way to pull her up but it’s easy to say that when you’re not the one alarmingly bereft of jerking off material. I’ve been jerking off to the same issue of Reader’s Digest where women talk about their breasts swelling from menopause for the last 15 years. Variety is the spice of life.

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