Monica and Penelope Cruz are ridiculous

Posted by Douglas Charles on November 5th, 2008 at 2:00 pm

So y’all think Monica is the sexier of the two Cruz sisters, huh? Picking Monica Cruz over Penelope Cruz is like choosing a Rolls Royce over a Bentley, you really can’t go wrong. That being said, even Penelope thinks that it’s hard to tell the two apart.

“The other day we were sitting together in the back of the car and I was looking in the rear view mirror and a very strange thing happened: I thought I was looking at my face and it was hers!”

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I bet if I had them both naked in bed I could tell them apart. Seriously. I bet I could. You don’t believe me? Okay, then, Monica and Penelope, be at my house tonight and we’ll prove that I can. I’ll leave the front door unlocked. (I am not even going to tell you which is which in the pics below since you’re being all doubtful of my abilities…)

A big pile of more sexy Penelope Cruz pics here.

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Douglas Charles Douglas Charles, aka "DC Scrap," is the managing editor of Guyism.com. His experience includes operating an assortment sports and entertainment Web sites over the past decade, but his specialty is discovering sexy women from all over the world that he knows he will never have a chance with, let alone meet - a quality he shares with 99.99% of his readers.