My brain just exploded

As a purveyor of bizarre things on the Internet, sometimes I get jaded like an overworked prostitute whose husband is trying to kickstart a sex session. But then sometimes I see a video like this one that just defies all sort of conceptions I have of “WTF.” Meet Creepy Japanese Guy Playing a Bass while Dressed like a Japanese Schoolgirl.

My brain actually throbbed a little after seeing this, as though it were engorged from stimulation, yet rueful from being so stimulated by an Asian man in drag. I suppose less rueful than it would be if I had paid for the live show. But the dopamine from the sex probably would have helped a bit. Thanks to a C+ in Biology, I totally just took you through the science of what it’s like to have sex with a musically talented shemale. Let it never be said this site isn’t an educational resource.

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