Narcolepsy looks fun

I don’t know if it’s because I’m particularly tired today or what but this video in which a narcoleptic girl passes out sure appealed to me. Skip to 0:53 for the money shot.

I don’t know that I could deal with a girlfriend who had narcolepsy. I mean I’m sure courting her wouldn’t be too hard; you’d probably just have to put on a scary mask and go “OOGA BOOGA” and then she asked what happened be like, “Oh well we fell in love and had sex.” But then every time there’s a loud noise in her office, she’d be getting gangbanged in the conference room. I mean I have enough trust issues as it is, but if my chick’s passed out everywhere perpetually, I imagine she’d be glazed like many a delicious ham. And if there’s one thing I know it’s glazing a ham. And leaving a helpless girl covered in bukkake. So two things.

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