Nevada will not tax vagina sales
Chris Spags This headline might be misleading. I assume that if you buy a vagina at a store, you’d have to pay the customary sales tax. But if you buy it at a whorehouse like the Bunny Ranch, you will still be nice and tax free.
A proposal to levy a $5 tax on sex acts in Nevada has died in a state Senate committee.
The 3-4 vote Thursday in the Nevada Senate Taxation Committee was one shy of the four needed to keep the proposal afloat.
Committee Chairman Bob Coffin, the Las Vegas Democrat who sponsored the bill, says the state is desperate for revenue and has not collected taxes from prostitution since it was legalized in some rural counties more than 30 years ago.
Sen. Mike McGinness, a Republican from Fallon who voted against the tax, says he wouldn’t support a new tax on services.
Coffin has estimated the tax would’ve raised at least $2 million a year. Nevada is facing a more than $2.8 billion revenue shortfall.
I don’t think that they should tax these people buying sex with women. There’s already been a pretty heavy tax paid. Like when the hookers gave up their souls. That should get some sort of credit.
At least they aren’t contemplating all sex acts. Could you imagine if you had to pay $5 every time you dropped a load somewhere? And what an awful job it’d be to collect that tax. Just bleachy smelling bills with jizz all over Lincoln’s beard. Who drew the short straw on that one?
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