Never too early to start rapin'!

Posted by Chris Spags on November 19th, 2007 at 3:06 pm

So three boys, aged 8 and 9, raped an 11 year-old girl in Georgia last Thursday. Best part of the story: The father of one of the boys said the sex was consensual and that the reason the girl said it was rape was because her parents found out about it. I’m not sure who I believe here…the story seems kind of suspect on the girl’s side but then why would three boys be alone with a girl in the woods?

LeBlanc said the kids all played together, biking or throwing a ball around in the apartment complex’s parking lot. He said his son is a third grader at a Baptist school who loves the Atlanta Falcons and is a batboy for his church’s softball league.

“Also, rape. He’s raping at a tenth grade level,” he added, then quickly cleared his throat and said, “Wait what?”

Kids today, they grow up so fast. [AP/Yahoo]

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