New hot babe sells her virginity online

This may have been a hoax but I REALLYYYYY hope it wasn’t. According to Gawker, a 19 year-old sexy broad auctioned her virginity on the Internet yesterday.

Say what you will about the other girl selling her virginity Natalie Dylan (and many of you commenters certainly did), but she has a lot more going for her than this girl…including four working limbs.

Welcome! You are bidding on a 19 yr old quadriplegic girl for her VIRGINITY!!!
I may not look much to you but you can did what ever fantasies you have on me! You will need to pay for a hotel with wheelchair access or make sure your house is accessable! Don’t have to use condoms!
Feel free to e-mail any questions! Bank Deposit accepted only! Enjoy! Thankyou! Good Luck!

I’m all for women opting to take control of their destiny. Though in this case (assuming it was real because dammit I want to believe), it probably was just someone looking to sell this girl without her knowledge. Which makes sense because it’s pretty humane to see a quadriplegic mess and think, “Hmm, I wonder how much money I would get for someone who wants to split her hymen?” That’s a little something called entrepreneurship. It’s practically the exact same thing as creating the Ford Model T for the first time, especially when you consider that they’re both poorly constructed, can’t move without wheels, and would provide you the same amount of pleasure when f’ing it.

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