NFL POWER RANKINGS

Posted by A. Isaac on September 18th, 2008 at 8:00 am

dallas cowboys cheerleader NFL POWER RANKINGS

Every week at NE Patriots draft, Guyism participates in a NFL Power ranking….

This week I highlighted the struggles of Minnesota QB, Tavaris Jackson…

“There are 32 starting NFL quarterbacks….I think we can all agree that while they may not be the 32 best at their position in the world, its pretty darn close. There may be a stray backup or a stud college qb or even the rare Arena league quarterback thats better. Which brings to me to Tavaris Jackson… If I had to pick 75 quarterbacks both from college and the pros, I don’t think I would even glance in his direction. In fact, if I had some flatulence, I would probably let one go right in his face…I think its time the Vikings just said, ok, let’s get some strippers, put them on a boat in Lake Minnetonka and let Tavaris Jackson disease himself to death. Hell, he can even call Daunte up so he can show him how its done…”

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A. Isaac A. Isaac is the Senior Editor of Guyism.com. You may have seen him before on The World of Isaac or at a local beach showing off his man boobs. His claims to fame include eating 5 cheeseburgers in one minute, having a threesome with two Victoria Secret models, and being a world-class table tennis player. Unfortunately, the validity of some of those claims is under dispute.