Nice tattoo, Rihanna

I said yesterday that I was kind of over the whole Chris Brown and Rihanna thing. Well, I guess I can understand why Chris beat her now because she’s making me look like an asshole too by making me write about her again. Look at this tattoo she just got (ignore how awesome her boobs look too).

Now, while I’d be reluctant to ever advocate shooting a significant other (I mean, unless you had a gun and were really angry then, f it, what’d you buy it for? Pussy), but given the incidents of last month, wouldn’t a real gun have been the more logical purchase? Unless Chris Brown is half a retard and she can point that at him and go “pew pew!” to get him to run away. Then maybe. But otherwise, I don’t think it’d provide much actual protection.

I guess it’s true what they say though, if you hit a woman in the head hard enough…uh…well, she’ll definitely get a black eye. I guess it’s not a catchy expression, but it’s definitely something.

Below is not a tattoo that she actually got but that she was considering. Hood rat-y…yes. Yes it is.

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