Nicole Eggert: Fat, funny, still fat though

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Nicole Eggert was once one of the hottest women on the planet. Then she blew up like the Hindenburg, both in terms of disaster and girth. And now, she’s showing her critics that, hey, she may be bigger than she was, but she’s still…able to exist, or something.

She’s definitely chubby but not exactly a monster, which makes this video just kind of fall flat. I need to see Nicole Eggert with tons of cellulite and gravy beating from her heart in order for me to find this concept funny. Obviously, skinny Nicole Eggert would be preferable, but I’m pretty sure most guys have been with girls who look way more like an oversized beanbag chair than she does.

So kudos to you, Nicole Eggert, for being willing to make fun of yourself and not being fat enough for me to feel inclined to make fun of you for it. You’re a real hero.

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