Nikki Cox is sideboob-y
From the People’s Choice Awards…

I used to love Nikki Cox when she was on Unhappily Ever After. Her photoshoot with Maxim was like the greatest thing ever. And man, she’s still got the breasty goods. Her face looks kind of orangutanish from clearly having had some work done, but the boobs…yowza. They’re the kind of breasts where you can just kick your heels up and salute yourself for a job well done when you conquer them. Like climbing the Himalayas. Or murdering that bear that hangs out in your back yard and stares menacingly at your child while rubbing its furry bear nipples. Fucking bear…one of these days, you’ll get your comeuppance.


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