Okay so I’m shaking off my lazy holidayness (and subsequent lobsterized shoulders from the Scary Power of the Sun). But I just came across this from Buzzfeed and, for whatever reason, it’s ungodly funny. The gist: A gay impression overdubbed on Javier Bardem’s voice in No Country for Old Men.
Clearly this is the finest thing to ever happen to gay culture. It must be fun when you’re a gay person and literally every person has an impression of you and the lifestyle you choose. And they’re all flamboyant and lispy and frighteningly accurate and, man, I just can’t imagine that makes you feel good. On the plus side though, it’s really easy for you to get fed in the ass efficiently by another handsome gentleman and you all seem to have great abs. But then…AIDS. Point being, I’m not sure whether you gay guys are winning at life or losing.









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