Not a good day for BigTen fans

Posted by A. Isaac on January 1st, 2008 at 11:26 am

Reach for your ankles and bend over BigTen fans, its going to be a long day.

Not too long after Michigan lays a turd in Orlando, you’ll be privy to the worst bowl matchup of the year when Illinois faces USC.

You want game previews, fine.

Michigan cant stop a spread or a running qb. Their program is in disarray because they fired the coaching staff and more half the players dont care about this game. Their season was a disappointment and this is the culmination of that disappointing season.

Prediction

Pain and lots of it

The Boys from the Swamp-48
Gay of M-17

Yeah, Juice Williams can run the ball, so what! You dont think USC knows that. So when they stop that, will Juice have to pass or are they bringing in Eddie McGee. I’m sure Eddie strikes fear into that USC passing defense thats just licking their chops waiting to tee off on him.

Hek, Zook will probably be text messaging recruits during the game cause he knows its a losing cause.

We Lost to Stanford-40
We dont deserve to be here-10

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