Via ChannelAte comes this old comic that amused me more than you could possibly understand.
I don’t get why women get so weird about blasting them in the face with a load. It’s just jizz. It’s not like it’s hot sauce in your eye. Unless you’re blowing a Latino guy I guess. They’re known for their spiciness and lack of ejaculatory accuracy. I’m pretty sure I made at least 50% of that up.
---
Did you like this article? And you probably like contests, exclusive content, and smug commentary right? Then why aren't you liking Guyism on Facebook? Show some pride and click the "Like" button below right now:
Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.
More from Chris Spags
Follow Chris Spags on Twitter