Note to self: Don't f dogs and film it

A woman was trying to find out if her boyfriend had any kiddy porn on her laptop so she brought the computer to the cops. Instead, they found video of her f’ing her dog and arrested her. So yeah, I’d mark that one down as a loss.

Meet Michelle Owen. Concerned that an ex-boyfriend had used her laptop to search for child pornography, the Indiana woman asked police to search the computer for illegal images, but had her plan backfire when cops discovered two videos of her engaged in illicit acts with a dog.

Owen, 24, was charged last week with two felony bestiality counts in connection with the video files, which a detective found in the laptop’s “recycle bin.” At the time Owen asked cops to search the computer, she was locked up in the Johnson County Jail on a public intoxication charge (which violated the terms of her release in a prior drunk driving case).

According to a police affidavit, a copy of which you’ll find here, a cop told Owen that he had found videos of her on the laptop and asked if she “knew what those files might be.”

Owen, pictured in the below mug shot, replied, “The one with the dog.”

Cops believe that the dog in question, Toby, is a beagle.

After asking if she was “going to be charged with this,” Owen said that the videos “were just something she did when she was drunk and barely remembers it,” adding that she tried to “delete them the next day when she was sober.”

I’m not saying this is like the hottest chick on Earth or anything (pictured above), but as far someone f’ing a dog goes, she’s got to be in the upper 5% of women in terms of looks. At the same time though, how much did you mess up along the pathways of life to have a boyfriend you think is heavily invested in kiddy porn while you’re f’ing dogs and recording it? I’d have to believe that there’s been at least a couple of wrong choices made along the way.

I also really enjoy how the article went out of the way to point out that the dog was a beagle. I was really concerned that it was going to be a doberman or something. I mean, a doberman named Toby…we’re dogfers here, not idiots.

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