Note to stoners: Bibles make good rolling paper

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

Sacrilege, drugs, parental betrayal, this story has it all! An Ohio teen was arrested after his mom called the cops on him for making a “marijuana cigarette” out of a Bible page. Fun!

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Authorities in Ohio said a 16-year-old arrested for drug possession allegedly used a page torn from his Bible as a marijuana cigarette rolling paper.

The Erie County sheriff deputy’s report said the teenager’s mother called authorities at about 11:35 p.m. Tuesday and asked deputies to meet her at a car wash on Ohio 101 in Margaretta Township, the Sandusky (Ohio) Register reported Monday.

The mother told deputies she had seen her son smoking in his room and discovered a small bag of marijuana in his nightstand.

The report said the woman told deputies the boy “was smoking a marijuana cigarette using a page from his Bible.”

Well, that seems like a very functional household. Don’t get me wrong, if the kid’s smoking weed, whatever, that’s not your fault. But to be lighting up Psalms in order to get a worthy high, you might have made a misstep somewhere as a mom. Or if it was the story of Job…seriously, hasn’t that guy been through enough?

[UPI]

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