Note to stoners: Bibles make good rolling paper

Sacrilege, drugs, parental betrayal, this story has it all! An Ohio teen was arrested after his mom called the cops on him for making a “marijuana cigarette” out of a Bible page. Fun!

Authorities in Ohio said a 16-year-old arrested for drug possession allegedly used a page torn from his Bible as a marijuana cigarette rolling paper.

The Erie County sheriff deputy’s report said the teenager’s mother called authorities at about 11:35 p.m. Tuesday and asked deputies to meet her at a car wash on Ohio 101 in Margaretta Township, the Sandusky (Ohio) Register reported Monday.

The mother told deputies she had seen her son smoking in his room and discovered a small bag of marijuana in his nightstand.

The report said the woman told deputies the boy “was smoking a marijuana cigarette using a page from his Bible.”

Well, that seems like a very functional household. Don’t get me wrong, if the kid’s smoking weed, whatever, that’s not your fault. But to be lighting up Psalms in order to get a worthy high, you might have made a misstep somewhere as a mom. Or if it was the story of Job…seriously, hasn’t that guy been through enough?

[UPI]

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