Now that is how you impale a pigeon!
It takes a special kind of luck to be able to jokingly juggle a couple of skewers and then spear a pigeon as it flies by. It’s either magic…or destiny.
There are very few times where I’d believe that I needed to eat a pigeon. But if I’m there just trying to get my barbecue on and a pigeon magically appears on my skewer, I might eat it. Raw. Bite its head off, steal its essence. I’m assuming it would really ramp around my ability to crap on people’s heads.

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