Now that is how you impale a pigeon!

Posted by Chris Spags on November 18th, 2008 at 10:06 am

It takes a special kind of luck to be able to jokingly juggle a couple of skewers and then spear a pigeon as it flies by. It’s either magic…or destiny.

There are very few times where I’d believe that I needed to eat a pigeon. But if I’m there just trying to get my barbecue on and a pigeon magically appears on my skewer, I might eat it. Raw. Bite its head off, steal its essence. I’m assuming it would really ramp around my ability to crap on people’s heads.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.