Now this is my kind of polar bear

Chris Spags Founder and Editor

I still think Knut the Polar Bear is kind of a douchebag, but this new polar bear named Flocke (or Snowflake for those of us not in a Nazi nation) is pretty awesome. I challenge you to not go “Awwwww” out loud at one of these pictures. If you don’t at least smile and giggle, you’re quite possibly the worst human being ever.

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Okay can we please start domesticating little polar bears? Ideally keeping them that same size as well, because domesticated antics from a 7 foot tall 600 pound bear probably would be less adorable than I’d like. Maybe only domesticate midget polar bears. That makes sense.

Also make sure that furry little bastard doesn’t drink all my Coca Cola. I’ve seen documentaries that chronicle their love of the fizzy beverage and I’ll be damned if I let that polar bear enjoy the refreshing cool of the leader in colas.

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