NY Governor Eliot Spitzer doesn't just like hookers…

He LOVES them. I know, I never cover local politics here, but when I get a news alert from the NY Times saying, “Gov. Eliot Spitzer has informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, an administration official said this morning,” I HAVE to write about it.

Gov. Eliot Spitzer has informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, an administration official said this morning.

Mr. Spitzer, who was huddled with his top aides early this afternoon, had hours earlier abruptly canceled his scheduled public events for the day. He is set to make an announcement about 2:15 this afternoon at his Manhattan office.

Mr. Spitzer, a first-term Democrat who pledged to bring ethics reform and end the often seamy ways of Albany, is married with three children.

Just last week, federal prosecutors arrested four people in connection with an expensive prostitution operation. Administration officials would not say that this was the ring with which the governor had become involved.

Haha in that photo above, Spitzer couldn’t POSSIBLY look any more like a man who enjoys the company of a good prostitute. There might even be a tranny hooker underneath the desk servicing him. Great podium usage, if that’s the case.

I really think this is the kind of story that speaks for itself, so I will take this opportunity to point out that Eliot Spitzer is a proud alumnus of my high school! And his kids are going there now! So this is really great for our alumni community! Though I’m assuming he probably wasn’t buying whores at our high school. But man, if he was, I really missed out! All I got was a hefty tuition bill and an occasional pointy-nosed Jewish BJ. Sigh.

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