NYU douchebags protest other NYU douchebags

In college, I never cared about anything other than finger banging girls with odd letter-looking things on their sweatshirts or beer pong, so I really hate protesters always doing protester-y things. But now the protesters at NYU are being protested in annoyingly ironic ways SO I DON’T KNOW WHO TO ROOT FOR HERE.

I guess my main problem is that I hate college kids and their stupid passion for all sorts of dumb crap. But then I also hate hipster kids trying too hard to be subversive (though the idea of protesting protesters is a funny one if done properly). So I guess the point is that I kind of hate everyone.

That rationale is why I never got my sitcom off the ground. In it, I owned a bakery and lived next door to a precocious little kid. We’d get in all sorts of madcap situations like making cupcakes, but he’d mess it up and I’d be like, “You messed up the cupcakes Danny!!!!” while a “womp wompppp” trumpet played and at the end of each episode we’d each learn a lesson about friendship. Or there’d be an Amber Alert called on me. Either way, it’d be a real scream.

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