Oh Batman

Posted by Chris Spags on April 13th, 2009 at 8:56 am

Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this comic about the real dangers of being Batman.

Jerking off is kind of a tricky thing. People say to use lubes or baby oil or whatever and I’ve never really found that to be too enjoyable. I think I did Vaseline once and ended up burning myself a bit (like, not that I did it so hard that I started a fire, as far as I know). I mean, I completed the job, but it wasn’t too great. I guess what I’m saying is don’t let other people tell you how to jerk off. Do it for yourself. Unless they’re paying you to do it while they watch. In which case, make sure you’re not Dirk Diggler doing it in a truck. Masturbation: The Deadliest Game of All.

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