Oh Daredevil, you're such a sexist

Daredevil seems like a nice guy. He’s blind, he practiced law, he could very well be the governor of NY if he develops a cocaine habit at some point in his life. But perhaps his conduct in this comic is a little inappropriate for the workplace.

He’s all about business. I’m not sure for what business because I don’t actually read comics, I just take them out of context and go, “Lol. Superheroes.” But apparently this business requires a sexy schoolgirl outfit. So it could be anything from breaking into a Catholic school or going to the grocery store to her having to go to the lab to finalize her cure for cancer. Because there’s never a bad time to shove your female counterpart into a schoolgirl uniform, no matter how accomplished she may be.

I guess the point is that how come in futuristic movies, we’re always in unisex silver jumpers? Does no future President think that maybe we should make the schoolgirl uniform a part of the universal female dress code? What happened to the progressive ideas you promised, Plutonian democrat Xzyehhddneeeeeeeeee? That’s not change I can believe in, sir.

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