Oh. Hey Miley Cyrus. Sup.

Posted by Chris Spags on January 30th, 2009 at 10:58 am

So Miley Cyrus went clothes shopping and the heroic paparazzi were there to chronicle this special occasion in a young woman’s life. What heroes.

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Pretty much everywhere across the globe, Miley Cyrus is legally allowed to engage in Super Happy Adult Jizzy Fun Time. Except for America, where there are “statutes” which prohibit getting to know Miley on a more personal level. But if you were brought up on charges of said special friendship, how the f would that be fair? This is basically entrapment. Miley Cyrus is basically a piece of cheese in a mouse trap when she does stuff like this; it’s totally unevening the playing field. Girls her age should be, I don’t know, riding ponies or some crap. Wait her boobs fell out doing that too? AHHHHH GET OUT OF MY HEAD.

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Chris Spags "Internet Heartthrob" Chris Spags is a former comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. In addition to overseeing all Guyism content and business development, he covers Humor for the site daily. He was recognized on the street once and it was awesome.