Oh hey there, Slutty Pikachu

There are few sentences that are quite as unappealing in life as one that features the phrase “Slutty Pikachu.” But then, boom, you see it in action and wonder, hmm, maybe this isn’t so bad.

There are dozens more Slutty Pikachus at Unreality.

My main question is this…how does one get so far removed from conventional sexuality? Like do you happen to start masturbating, then you drop your remote and find yourself on an old episode of Pokemon and go, “YEAH I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE TURNED ON”? Or do you see Pikachu and think “Well, that’s cute, but it’d be sexy if you slapped some booty shorts and big yellow boobs on it.” I’ve never jerked off to a fictional battle monster, so I’m genuinely curious. Though, ironically, I am often referred to as Squirtle in some circles. Probably for unrelated reasons.

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